![]() God is really creative, I mean just look at me. Warning – You might fall in love with me. It’s funny how people judge other’s mistakes while they also do the same thing. In a world full of trends, I want to remain a classic. I am not feeling lazy actually, I am just incredibly motivated to do nothing.Īlways remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. You never know what you have until you have cleaned your house. If I ever let my head down, it will be just to admire my shoes. What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram. There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking. Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror. I`m jealous of my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs. How do people write an autobiography? I can barely remember what I had for lunch yesterday. I’m a smart person, I just do stupid things. I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror. When Jessica Biel becomes pregnant, I hope she names her child “Mo”. I’m actually not funny, I am just mean and people think I’m funny! Why be moody when you can shake yo booty?ĭrunk people, children, and leggings: They don’t lie. I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter and way too hot for you!īe the kind of girl that makes other girls step up their game. but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome! I know the voices in my head aren’t real…. I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it. This girl is on fire! No really, my muscles are burning from all the exercising I did. Life isn’t perfect, but your outfit can be. This is called a ‘selfie’ because ‘narcissistic’ is too hard to spell. My childhood punishments have become my adult goals. Wanna know what else is bigger than my smile? My heart. I know that looks aren’t everything, but I have them just in case. May your day be as good as taking a selfie in the first try. I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box… I don’t even know where the box is. I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying!Ĭheck This : 150+ Funny Status & CaptionsĪ cop pulled me over and told me “Papers”, so I said “Scissors, I win!” and drove off.īrains are awesome. If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me.ĭear Lord, there is a bug in your software… it’s called Monday, please fix it. Yet…I wouldn’t call them lies!ĭon’t be ashamed of who you are. And I am grateful for all of these wonderful people! When you write your name, birthday and email address we can add it it to our calendars to remember you on your special day! Don’t forget to add something for which you are grateful (so we can keep smiling w/ an attitude of gratitude!) Thanks to all of you.Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. I’m proud to be a part of a group that meets for a small thing like missed birthdays. What do y’all think? There are clubs for everything else! Life has so many BIG problems (like addictions, etc.). We can call ourselves the Birthday Club and we can give our email addresses and birthdays and put it on our e-calendars to wish so and so in Minnesota a happy birthday on Jan. Let’s get to know each other?ĭo you remember (it was 40 years back maybe) the Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer cartoon movie? And there was the island of misfit toys? Well that’s us, ladies and jellyfish- we’re the island of misfit □ toys- ha ha- we come from every walk of life and every age range. We’ll make new friends and remember each other’s birthdays w/ e-cards or Facebook posts or cards in the mail or a phone call or a visit. God bless you!Ī GIANT BEAR HUG TO EACH AND EVERY PERSON WHO WROTE!!! You are loved and cared-about! Hey guess what? Let’s start a BIRTHDAY CLUB!!! W/ God you are never alone! He never promised us happiness, only peace through life’s trials. AND I find the more expectations for peace I have of God, when I put myself into a calm state of prayer, the more He gives it to me. Sometimes people are just waiting for us to show them an example of how we want to be loved. In-so-doing they will want to remember your special day more. Remember their special day and take the lead in whether it will be a call, an e-card, a dinner w/ a cake and gifts or a trip or whatever- you set the standard for what you want others to follow. Forgiveness is for YOU!!! “Do unto others as you would want done unto you.” (The Golden Rule.) It will help you to become the person that we all want to be. Start with communication and genuine caring about how they are doing now. All of us have an obligation to love and care for our family members. If they are not abusive verbally or physically toward us we should work toward a decent relationship on a daily or weekly basis. Thing is, by blood and moral responsibility we are tied to them. ![]() But family members? They are harder to drop. It’s easy to drop friends who forget your birthday.
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